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Posted: May 20 207

Name: Bonnie

Comment: comment: Hehe...even more crazy here than at BBT. Love the stories...which reminds me I'm supposed to be writing...mine...yeah. Give me a break I was distracted by the laundry! I'll definitely get one of them finished for the group then you can't rag on me for being lazy. Until then, you may do so to your heart's content. Now, where's that copy of Antigrav? ;)

Thanks, Bonnie! And don't apologize for laziness! It's what made America what it is today!

Posted: March 15 2007

Name: bobby@hotmail.com

Comment: comment: Hi! a find you site in google, it's nice! I have no own homepage... somestrangetextvista

Wow... bobby at hotmail.com! Let's see, hotmail has about three hundred million users, and you are the first guy to request the address bobby@hotmail.com! That's insane, i feel like I'm in the presence of greatness. you must have been there when hotmail was squeezed wet and slippery into the world, ready to make your email address request with your mac classic...

Or you could be a filthy spammer.

Posted November 21 206

Name: Matt Searles

Comment: Dear lord.. I just found your site here.. You inspired me quite a bit back in the day's of SIM.. I have wondered what might have come of you.. and others.. since those days... I loved your work so much.. and it kind of pisses me off that folks of your ilk aren't ruling the earth at this point.. but hopefully soon such things will come to pass..

Matt-

Thanks, man! I , too, long for the day when I and my ilk do rule the earth! Surely I was made for grander stuff than this tiresome manual posting of visitor's comments through the awkward and unreliable Trellix sitebuilder interface!

When I command the earth, my first command will be to have someone teach me how to build a website. Then I will build it. Then I will command everyone to visit it! Imagine! 6 billion unique visitors! They will each get a cookie-- and not the good delicious kind, either. Then I will secretly track their browser history.

Posted July 20 2006

Name: Jacqui

Comment: re: 'Democrats are Pussies' Hi Greg - I love this one! It was perfect to share with my "oh so liberal" friends just to get them riled up!! Thanks!! ~J

Thanks, J! Be careful about riling those democrats! They must just pass a non-binding resolution saying that they disagree with you!

Posted 4-17-06

Name: goddammit man
Comment: Are you still alive?

Dear goddammit man-

To answer your question, Yes.

Thanks for your post! Your email is the second I have ever received from a complete stranger, which proves that not only close friends and email-address-gathering robots visit my site. Furthermore, your concern for my well being has left me wanting to learn more about you, your likes and dislikes, and what, if any superpowers 'goddammit man' might possess.

So, I goggled goddammit man and here's what I turned up: if all that you are has been captured somewhere in the steaming pile of links below, let me know and I'll include your links when I build the links page sometime in 2014.

www.myspace.com/justinnava Warning: This site will ROCK YOUR ASS RIGHT THROUGH YOU MOTHERFUCKIN' EARS!

www.myspace.com/geo30slap Warning: Not safe for work... UNLESS YOU WORK AT THE MOST HARDCORE PLACE EVER!

http://www.xanga.com/rIcEdoSaBOdiGooD/460544036/item.html This site contains a sociology paper on the topic of gay marriage. Good work, goddammit man-- it's at least a B.

--G

2-11-05

Whoops. Got my first comment in a month or so and I accidental deleted it while clearing the bulk mail folder. So, if you've commented in the last day or so and hope to see it here, ummmm...please send it again.

--G

Posted 1-16-04

Name: L.D. Jacobs

Comment: Dude.

You are a $%&#-ing genius. Muppets take Vietnam? That has to be the most brilliant screenplay I have ever read. Well, I haven't read many, and I only read the first few pages, through the briefing, but dude. Seriously. Wow.

I would pay money to see that movie. I am completely F-bomb -ing serious. You have managed to completely capture both the spirit and style of the Muppets and merge it brilliantly with Apocalypse Now. Wow. I feel it bears repeating. Wow. I am struck dumb. Luckily I don't have to speak to type. I tried to explain it to my roommate, but she didn't get it. I told her she had to read it to understand, but I don't think she believes me. If there were ever a chance to get that movie made, you had better take it.Cuz Damn.

Mr. Jacobs-

Funny you should mention it. I am currently negotiating a deal with a major studio to get this picture made. It’s not been easy, as they are located in Bizzaro World, where good means bad and up means down. Crooks chase police, people are most happy when they are sad, President Bush has an enormous brain and can manipulate objects with his powerful telekinetic abilities. He also eats pretzels by the fistful without difficulty. You get the idea. Anyway, copyright laws in Bizzaro World are only effective after an creative property has been in the public domain for 70 years or so, and United Artists, the most powerful studio in The United States of Iraq, has shown interest in my screenplay, although I need to do a rewrite, because over there, U. S. involvement in Vietnam really was a funny lark featuring many happy puppets. See, the script will be shot as a true-to-life documentary. I’ll keep you posted.

Anyway, thank you so much for the comments and for coming onto the site and reading something other than the comments. I truly appreciate that.

Thanks again,

--G

Posted 1-09-2005

Name: MN Wookie

Comment: Mr. Adams and Pep,
Please do not be so harsh on DS Gunn. He would not understand the international sign for "Caution Low Ceilings”.

-MN Wookie

Mr. Wookie,

I don't think I can say 'Wookie' on my website without permission from Lucasarts Inc. Therefore, I will call you Unclassified Bipedal Primate, or UBP.

Dear Mr. UBP,

I have no idea what you are talking about. Perhaps you are using my site to pass crypto-messages to others in your UBP Cell? Is the Internet a means for various species of legendary hairy primitive ape-like beasts from all nations to communicate? Am I unknowingly serving as a link between the New Jersey Devil, the Sasquatch of the American Northwest, and even the Himalayan Yeti? Googling ‘legendary hairy primitive ape-like beasts from all nations conspiracy’ turned this up:

I’m running your comment to perhaps earn some leniency from your people when the revolution comes. Remember my cooperative attitude, and spare me when your people are king of earth!

--G

Posted 1-09-2005

Name: DS Gunn

Comment: Greg-
Who is "Pep". I want to kill him/her. Unless it is Pepo Cholwich, then we would just cuddle.
-DS Gunn

Mr. Gunn,

'Pep' is, in fact, Pep Armengol, internationally famous casting director. His info can be found here: http://www.imdb.com/

I'm sucking up to him because I want to get a job in French Cinema. Don't blow this for me.
--G

Posted: 1-08-2005

Name: Air Force Mike

Comment: An "Evil" mini me Beeker??

My agent says that the real Beeker would never stand on mere ordinary boxes unless they had TnT marked on them. As for your cruel subtle short jokes...I'll have my lawyer call your lawyer.

Saw the Antigrav game advertised in a game mag. Way to go. However, for the customers sake I hope you didn't playtest Hover Boards they same way you Ski?? Maybe we should show that video? If you did then I can answer all the Antigrav Translations for anyone who needs them.........."MEDIC"!!!

AF Mike,

Two things: Beaker is a puppet, and has no legs. he cannot stand on a box. nor can he sleep standing up. Also, both my Physical Therapist and my Extreme Mental Trauma Therapist assure me that I have never skied.

Best wishes, and thanks for visiting!

--G

Posted: 1-07-2005

Name: Pep

Comment: DS Gunn's comments have done nothing to elevate the dialogue here. If anything they've muddled an otherwise productive discourse. He's clearly trying to irritate you simply to amuse himself. Publishing his mocking, sarcastic line of questioning does a disservice to this forum.

Pep-

I couldn't agree more. I attempted to hide both my disappointment in his remarks, as well as the deep emotional wounds they caused, beneath a lighthearted patter of offhanded remarks, but it is clear that I failed in this. You, at least, have recognized the damage Mr. Gunn's words have wrought, and the effect they have had upon the validity of this forum.

ABC News has called Bloggers 'People of the Year' for 2004. At long last, it seems, this vital, profoundly patriotic, and dare I say it, necessary means of speaking out is receiving the recognition it deserves on the world stage. Remarks such as those made by Mr. Gunn are a mighty step backwards for this 21stCentury Vox Populi.

Still, I believe in freedom of expression and that our National Dialogue has room for all voices, even condescending ones. Therefore, I sup[port Mr. Gunn's right to make these comments, and I proudly include them here alongside my own.

--G

Posted:1-05-05

Name: AF M. Fitzgerald.

Comment: The Triceratops, although they are built like Tanks...Hey Freakshow,Muppets Now!?? The only quality movie spoof was done on Star Wars w/Spaceballs. Apocalypse Muppets? What's next you'll butcher Braveheart w the Thundercats? Freedom Hooo!! This is what happens when you have too much time to write. Get a Job! However if you are now unemployable and if you must ...it would be cool seeing Kermit rise out of the water as a spec ops frogman like Martin Sheen did. Need Gonzo or Beaker to say "I love the smell of Napalm in the Morning". Oh please oh please. One more thing, I get to play Beeker.

M-

Yes, Spaceballs is the measure against which all satire is judged. Wait, no it isn't, 'A Modest Proposal' is, and my script has way more cannibalism than that.

And I'm not 'unemployable', I'm 'unemployed.' There's a subtle difference.

Re: Beeker: Can your eyeballs light up? Will you work for scale less 10%? If so, we might have a deal. Also, he's pretty tall, even for a Muppet. How do you feel about standing on boxes during the shoot? Or maybe Dr. Honeydew can create a Mini-Me for Beaker. Anyway, this might just work.

Have your people call my people,

--G

Posted:1-04-2005

Name: D. S. Gunn

Comment: Hey aren't you the guy who runs granniescrannies.com?

Why is the guy from 1984 carrying a giant box on his shoulder? How is balancing the above mentioned box? What is in the box? His hands, perhaps?

D-

Ixnay on the anniescranniesgra-aught-omca.

Also, the box is actually the lowest corner of an enormous video screen that displays a massive, shouting old man face, 24/7. The figure is running because some woman just broke into the auditorium and threw a sledgehammer through the screen, shattering the old man face and allowing the Apple Computer logo to flow into the room. The figure actually does have hands, but he is wearing oven mitts. Surprisingly, this is not Winston Smith. The man's name is Leslie Veronica, and even though he exists in a nightmarish dystopian world, his mates still heckle him for having two women's names.

--G

Posted:1-04-2005

Name: M. Nixon

Comment: Nice Job MR. Adams. Alternate theory on video...The game you are actually playing is for the game "Deserted Island". The motions you are making are needed to flag down the rescue helicopter.

M-

Dude, I wish I was playing Desert Island! That would be sweet! But, Desert Island is only avaiable in Europe. I would have to 'Blow the lid off' my PS2 in order to play it in this region. Good knowledge of imported games, though. Points for you!

--G

Posted: 12-30-2004

Name: Christian O'Brien

Comment: The image you have on your homepage is protected by copyright. Please cease and desist use of said image or I will be forced to take legal action. That is all.

Christian,

Thanks for the kind words, and thanks for visiting my site!

--G

Posted: 12-29-2004

Name: Gregory Adams

Comment: Test one

Posted: 12-29-2004

Name: Gregory Adams

Comment: Still testing